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Mr. Money Is Not Guilty - A Satirical Essay for Humans

This is a special guest post. The grievances and notice from Mr. Money that share it in sorrow to readers. Please read carefully below:

My name is Mr. Money (sometimes called Dough). My face is just plain, and my physical appearance is also weak, but I can overhaul the world order.

I'm able to change the behavior of human nature because humans idolize me. For my sake, many people change their personalities, betray friends, sell their bodies, or even abandon their faith. That's not my command, note that!

I really do not understand the difference between pious and depraved people, but humans using me as a benchmark, determine who is rich or poor, honorable or lowly. Blame it on humans, not me!

I am not a devil, but I wonder why people often do abominations for my sake. So, I ask for justice, who is the real devil?

I'm not the third person who makes them divorce or makes children and parent quarrel. I beg the judge to re-examine this case.

It is very clear that I am not God. You must obey your religion which forbids you to be a slave to money. I'm often curious why many godly people have more respect for me. You must blame the humans who worship me like God. That was your own mistake.

I should be serving human being, but it's just human being who want to be my slave. Just think who's wrong.

I never sacrificed myself for anyone, but many people are willing to die for me. I emphasize that it is not my fault.

I need to remind you that I can only be a tool to pay for your prescription. I can not prolong your life even though you have me abundantly. Note that!

If God calls you back at any time then I cannot accompany you nor redeem your sins. You must face the Creator by yourself and receive His judgment. Don't link your case to me.

Elephants die leaving ivory, tigers die leaving mottle, and humans die leaving a name. That's when people will remember whether you use me for goodness or not.

That's my notice in order to be properly understood. Sorry if it offends you.

Sincerely,
Mr. Money

Money for nothing
Related posts about Mr. Money:
1) Money for nothing
2) Chinese proverb about money

Comments

  1. Well said! I think people who pursue money as a means to achieve happiness will neither find satisfaction nor happiness.

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  2. I love the way how you present it in satirical style and a bit of humor.
    Anyway a very good reminder.

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  3. A wonderful thought and perspective indeed. Nice of you to share. Greetings!

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  4. Excellent commentary - money can be an effective tool to be used by the folks smart enough to know how to use it wisely.

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    1. Thank you. The era of capitalism and individualism tends to force people to be materialistic. Would you like to share a proverb about money that you really like?

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  5. Anonymous13/9/17

    Would it be OK if I cross-posted this article to WriterBeat.com? There is no fee; I’m simply trying to add more content diversity for our community and I enjoyed readting your work. I’ll be sure to give you complete credit as the author. If “OK” please let me know via email.

    Autumn
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    1. It's OK as long as including a link to the original source (this article), not changing its contents, and share it for free.
      I'm pleased to know that you enjoy to read it.
      Thank you.

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  6. So true. Do Mr Money create evels in people's heart?

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  7. true ......
    the essential that how to control money, not vice versa....

    Good thought..... 👍👍

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  8. That's a really good way of looking at it.

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  9. ...money is a strange thing. It may not buy happiness, but does poverty?

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    1. Money is just a dead object. The only one who can make a difference is yourself.

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  10. I cannot live in this world without money. Money is not everything but everything needs money including love!

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    1. You're so pragmatic. Including love? Ha...ha... I'm not qualified to answer that, let a girl answer it.

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